strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif


theepichumor
:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

(Source: niggaqueef)

florizuelan:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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I was gonna scroll past but lol

planets-bend-between-us:

things i’m fucking stellar at:

  • procrastinating
  • having really bad posture
  • wishing i was rich
  • never hanging up my clothes

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

misandry-mermaid:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.
edenliaothewomb:

Eva Green, photographed by Rankin for Rankin’s F*CK Y*U.

blue-boxeddreamer:

consultingmoosecaptain:

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

First of all fuck you

Secondly GO BACK TO HELL SATAN

(Source: beatricxkiddo)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*